We're still catching up on all that the recent bout of holiday madness caused us to miss. Speaking of which, did you know there was a Wrath of the Titans trailer? Because there is.
Wrath of the Titans is the sequel to Clash of the Titans, which was the remake of Clash of the Titans…wait, is that…yeah. That's right. It seems the Titans are getting fed up with their forced vacation in the Underworld — apparently it's not as nice as the brochures make it seem — and they'd very much like to return to their comfy Greek villas if that's okay.
Naturally, it's not okay with their children, the Gods, who are enjoying some freedom. The Gods are busy doing the things kids do when their parents are out of town, like sneaking out the car and singing Bob Seger songs in their underwear.
So, to ensure the Titans don't come home and screw up their prostitution-for-fun-and-profit scheme, the Gods track down good ol' Perseus, who agrees to pick up the sword and shield one last time.
Or something like that. It's hard to tell exactly what's happening in the trailer, though there are lots of impressive 3D CGI creatures running amok and atmospheric mist drifting about. Oh, Liam Neeson is still Zeus, Ralph Fiennes is still Hades and Sam Worthington is still Perseus. Really, what else do you need, a Kraken? Sorry, he's still dead and cannot be unleashed at this time. But I think I spotted a Cyclops if that's any consolation.
We're still catching up on all that the recent bout of holiday madness caused us to miss. Speaking of which, did you know there was a Wrath of the Titans trailer? Because there is.
