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Posted by Superheidi | Mon, December 21 2009

Would you like to win a fucking neat Bitch Slap poster, from the awesome movie out on Jan 8th, 2010?! Featuring bitchin’ graphics and signatures from Bitch Slapstars Julia Voth, America Olivo, Erin Cummings, Kevin Sorbo and Zoe Bell, this poster BITCH SLAPs the competition. Enter our contest right now to win: 1 full size movie poster, 1 signed mini-sheet poster (just the girls), one unsigned poster or the full Bitch Slap 11 card collectible set. And, its called BITCH SLAP!

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To win one of these totally free prizes signed by sexy people, answer the following question in the form of a comment below:

Who needs to get bitch slapped the most?

1) Andy Dick
2) Matthew Broderick
3) Me

Bitch Slap is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of the same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girl;, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill; Kung Fu Nun and the pantheon of Blaxploitation films, Bitch Slap will mix girls, guns, outrageous action and jaw-dropping visuals with a message...don’t be naughty!

At its core, Bitch Slap follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 Million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. It’s the ultimate morality tale as, one by one, they realize the whole she-bang was a set-up and one of them may not even be human...

What also makes Bitch Slap different is a complicated “B” story device that runs throughout the film to illuminate character, backstory and relationship histories not previously revealed. Like the film Memento, these scene flashbacks take place in reverse, so by the end of the film, you have a wholly different take on who these women are and why they are behaving so badly. Bet you never saw THAT in Jailbait Babysitter!

Freestyle, IM Global and Epic Slap will premiere BITCH SLAP in theaters and VOD January 8, 2010

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Mon, 12/21/2009 - 21:22

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1. andy dick is too skeeazy and creepy to touch, even if it is an ultra-violent smash across the face.

2. Matthew Broderick is an idiot, but he's got a little-boy-face, so I'd feel sorta guilty bitch-slapping him.

3. by 'me' do you mean you, or do you mean 'me' the reader? Bitch-slapping you would being me no joy, since you rock. But if I can win this awesome prize, I fully submit to a bitch-slapping.

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Mon, 12/21/2009 - 21:22

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Andy Dick. I am sick and tired of him, have been for years and would love to see him get slapped around by the ladies of Bitchslap! Especially by Trixie

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 05:33

Liahn

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Andy Dick totally deserves to be bitch slapped the most. But, then again, he might just enjoy it. He's a pretty sadistic guy afterall. It would be a joy to watch Rawhide lay the smackdown on his prissy behind. I can imagine he'd run around like "Screaming" Norman Smiley! Ha! Enjoyment for the entire family.

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:19

Ashley44

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Matthew Broderick, any one who was involved with that Stepford Wives remake more than deserves to get slapped.

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 13:20

libraryvamp

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Well, you know poor 'lil 'ol Matthew Broderick probably gets bitch slapped by his wife a lot. Yeah, that Sarah Jessica Parker just looks like one of those.

If were talking about me, then yeah, I could use a good bitch slap every now and then just to keep me out of line. *er, I mean, in line* *chuckle*

So, I'm gonna go with Andy Dick, cuz the dude's just asking for it, if you know what I mean.

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 20:48

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I'm going to go with Heidi Martinuzzi, just so she doesn't feel left out.

I will execute the action personally.

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Tue, 12/22/2009 - 22:10

Juliana Marie

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just cause, to me, he doesn't look like he has been bitch-slapped, and I'd like to see the look on his face.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 00:11

ldg63

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He needs to be bitch-slapped for making movies like Godzilla & the Freshman..

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 21:53

kayleymonster

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I choose Heidi, but only if it's a love-slap.

Love slap, baby, love slap...

Otherwise, Matthew Broderick. Primarily because I had to sit through Deck the Halls this holiday season with my beloved family, for whom I sacrifice so much. I can't ever get those 93 minutes back - Broderick must pay.

Fri, 12/25/2009 - 22:21

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Should Andy Dick be the choice,
Merely because of his annoying voice?
With a last name such as Dick,
That alone would normally do the trick.

When asked about Matthew Broderick,
Hey his wife is tasty, and so slick.
But wait we're asked to choose him,
I'd rather pass him up for a Slim Jim.

So my friends the answer is quite simple to see
The person who'd appreciate a Bitch Slap is me!
It would make me happy with such glee,
As long as it's done by those hot leads, and I mean all three!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 13:19

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Andy Dick is pretty annoying, but I'd hate to give that idiot any more publicity. Maybe if we all ignore him, he'll whither up and go away. Besides, Joss already gave him a nasty bitch slap in a past issue of Buffy: Season 8.

As for me, the economy is already bitch slapping my butt around. My acupuncture practice is faltering and I can't find another job unless it's an "On-Call" position. On any other day, I'd love the three stars of Bitch Slap to knock me around, but I'm a little numb from the number that 2009 did on me.

So, let's give it to someone who truly deserves it. For the cinamatic crimes of the Godzilla and The Stepford Wives remakes, for the horrid Inspector Gadget, the awful Lion King sequels and for reminding us you can pick good movies (like Election) but still keep reaching for the bottom of the cinematic trash bin,....

Matthew Broderick, this bitch slap is for you. Hope it wakes you up to the trash you're sending to the multiplex.

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Tue, 01/05/2010 - 14:54

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I believe Andy Dick should be bitch slapped until his eyes rupture. If for no other reason that he contributed to the death of the legendary comedian Phil Hartman. Ooh and for the record, Jon Lovitz beat the holy loving crap out of him.