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Watch Dayna Noffke's 'Safety F.I.R.S.T.' Communist Zombie Safety PSA

Posted by Superheidi | Fri, April 30 2010

Safety F.I.R.S.T. is a satire of fifties anti-communist propaganda films along the same lines as Paula Haifley's Movie Monster Insurance that explains how the 'average American family' can prepare for the event of a Communist Zombie invasion. Safety F.I.R.S.T. is the directorial debut for Dayna Noffke and Burton Temples and stars Will Tudoroff, Brad Rosson, Jessica Parker, Chloe Peterson and Barbara Tushbant.

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