The brand new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn is now out with all the angsty romantic melodrama it can muster.
It's almost too easy to mock the Twilight films, and so I'm almost left with an apathetic 'why bother'. The movies - as well as the books - have been mocked by far cleverer people than I am, and I'm not sure if any snarky comments I could possibly muster would add to anything productive at all. Maybe after the film comes out, and I see it, then maybe I could think of something to add - but, wait, I'm not going to see it. Why would I go see it?
Wait. What? Oh yeah, it should be reviewed for the site. That's true. I hadn't thought of that. Hey. Wait. You're not suggesting that - god dammit! I already got stuck reviewing the fucking Smurfs! I'm getting this one too? What the hell? What did I ever do to you? Jesus Christ. I didn't realize you were still mad at me about that. I did apologize and I already told you that I didn't know the monkey was still alive when I put it in the shower. Yes, there's a difference. What? Don't make me explain it.
Watch the trailer and post something consoling - and any other thoughts you may have - in a comment below!
The brand new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn is now out with all the angsty romantic melodrama it can muster.
