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Time to vote for Scary Stud of the Year 2009

Robert Patrick's torso from 'Futurehunters'It's time to vote for Scary Stud of the Year 2009! Stroll down memory lane with our funny, sexy, charming scary studs of 2009 and let us know which one you think deserves the crown. Voting ends January 31, 2010.*

Dani Filth, Billy Garberina, Robert Patrick, Eli Roth, Corin Nemec, Mike J. Nelson, Tom Atkins, and Scott Norton.

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*FAQs:

Q: Is this a sexist contest?

A: Yes.

Q: Isn't that hypocritical of Pretty/Scary?

A: Well, we're using irony and sweet sweet sarcasm to point out how ridiculous contests like these really are. We're actually trying to show how, when reversed, these kind of cheesecake genre layouts and interviews are really pretty silly and unnecessary. It is intended to be lighthearted and funny, while celebrating these men's careers in genre film.

Q: Do the men know what they're being interviewed for?

A: Yes, the interviewees are all in on the joke.


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Tristan Sinns's picture
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Parody is an awesome thing. Plus, this contest gives me an opportunity to stare at other men's packages. :davie:

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who cares, i spend my life surrounded by sexists, you gotta take what others give!

also Dani Filth????? i did a music video with him and he tried to snog me, it was disgusting, rather like his short ass and sticking out ears!

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LOL that is Scotto!!!!

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