Sexist Coffee Jerks

Or, it was a better world back then! Goals were simple...you made good coffee for your husband so he could get on with his busy day. If you nailed this every morning, you were a fucking success, a champion of good living. The husband is only shaming these women in order to inspire them to greatness, like a coach calling out a player.

I think I have a beer ad comp. By favorite old beer commercials are ones where the wife brings a beer to her husband on a silver platter. Of course, it's some shitty beer like Schlitz, just as Folgers or whatever was the coffee in the above ads.

I recognize the first actress, but I am blanking on the name. The second one is Joan McCall, who is most famous from her role in Grizzly. I deserve some sort of ribbon or gold star for nailing that one.

Here's another ad:

Fuckin' A. If you're not careful, bitches be birthin' you daughters — and that will not stand.