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One more reason to not like Olivia Munn

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:23
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She cohosted The today show yesterday, St. Patrick's day, got DRUNK, and managed not to do or say anything even remotely funny:

That's a highlight of her funniest moments, which are all dull.

Why is this woman famous?

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:49
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Have you read her book yet, Heidi?

I have. It's pretty special.

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:03
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I don't hate her as much as you do, chief. Is it because I'm a guy?

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:45
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Who is she? I'd google her name to find out but I dunno, think I'll go pee instead.

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:57
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Just got back and watched it but still don't know who she is besides some chick that seems even too stupid to be funny when drunk on the Today Show. I'd google her name but I'm gonna trim my nails.

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:58
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Hey I'm all in favour of anything that keeps her away from more airtime on The Daily Show...

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:57
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Funny, she didn't sound drunk....

And, as a Scotch/Irishman, I should know.

Just sounds like another attempt to keep herself in the limelight with the fanboys.

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:19
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I'm mainly indifferent to her...

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:39
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Thomwade wrote:

I'm mainly indifferent to her...

Honestly? I wouldn't even know who she was if I hadn't heard Heidi complaining about her, hah. Grin

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 23:07
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I AM MAN I LIKE OLIVIA SHE MAKE FUNNY WHEN DRINK BEER AND MAKE FACE AND SHE HAS TITS THERE ARE TWO BUT YOU CAN'T QUITE SEE THEM

HERE IS MORE FUNNY BY HER SHE KILL VAMPIRE CAUSE TWILIGHT MOVIE IS GAY HA HA I LIKE MOVIES WITH CAR CRASH AND STRIPPERS TWILIGHT DON'T HAVE THESE SO IT IS GAY

I NOW GO DRINK BEER AND WATCH FOOTBALL OH NO FOOTBALL IS GONE SO I ONLY DRINK BEER AND WATCH PORN ON COMPUTER

COMPUTER CONFUSE ME SO ONLY DRINK BEER

OLIVIA STILL NOT NAKED AND i RAN OUT OF BEER I AM SAD

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 23:04
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THIS WHY I LIKE SHOW SHE MAKE SEXY WITH A MACHINE THAT LOOK NEAT I SOMETIME BUY MACHINES BUT THEY CONFUSE ME BUT MAYBE I WILL GET SEXY LADY IF I HAVE MACHINE AND SHE WILL DRINK MY BEER AND GET DRUNK SO I CAN DO THINGS TO HER BOY I AM LONELY

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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 16:04
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one thousand wolves wrote:

The blonde on the end seems to be able to brew her own beer, so at least she has a skill.

Yes, I like the blonde!

Also, Olivia's the sort of cute-but-not-gorgeous type that the majority of men prefer. Like, frat boys and boring men with high-power jobs that involve exploiting people all usually prefer women who are semi-hot but not drop dead hot, and who are not incredibly funny or incredibly smart - just smart and funny enough for all his dumb friends to think she's awesome.

Because those kinds of men don't want to be with women who will take the attention away from them. (see the wives/girlfriends of certain young new men who have made horror movies in the past 5 years [[see: recent hot chicks who fight monsters under kids beds in web series]]).

But most real nerds, or smart guys, will just think she's sorta cute and sorta okay, maybe they'd have to hang with her in person to decide. You know, like the guys here.

Also, I have an irrational jealousy of any woman in the media who is called funny if I don't find her funny. I feel the same way about Chelsea Handler and everytime I see her I'm like, "I'm fucking funnier than that dumb cunt," and get all upset that she's on TV when I think I'm better than her, so that's where it all stems from. Women who I think are really funny I don't feel that way about, like Kathy Griffin or Sarah Silverman - I'm their biggest fans.

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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 16:11
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Ugh! Chelsea Handler is awful and about as funny as an air raid.

So, of course, she makes about $25 million a year and got a show because she was blowing the boss of the E! network.

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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 16:17
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Heidi, I think you should film a video re-enacting that clip being drunk and all. When I was watching that thing I saw several, like more than 2, moments where there could have been a funny joke or comment. During every one of them she hesitated for practically an eternity as the smoke rose from her head trying to think of something funny and then what came out of her mouth was what someone who is really stupid and unimaginative would say. That's a turn off right there.

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Sat, 03/19/2011 - 16:35
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Superheidi wrote:

But most real nerds, or smart guys, will just think she's sorta cute and sorta okay, maybe they'd have to hang with her in person to decide. You know, like the guys here.

Also, I have an irrational jealousy of any woman in the media who is called funny if I don't find her funny. I feel the same way about Chelsea Handler and everytime I see her I'm like, "I'm fucking funnier than that dumb cunt," and get all upset that she's on TV when I think I'm better than her, so that's where it all stems from. Women who I think are really funny I don't feel that way about, like Kathy Griffin or Sarah Silverman - I'm their biggest fans.

Ahhh. I guess I fall into that group. I mean, she seems okay. I don't have strong feelings either way. I just didn't get where your strong feelings came from. Now I get it. I feel the same way about certain artists. And, yeah, I agree Sarah Silverman is hilarious. When I saw Jesus Is Magic, I thought, "Where has this woman been all my life!"

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