Making sorority girls seem like vile, shallow bitches, the new Sorority Row remake teaser is actually kind of funny. Unfortunately, its probably better than anything we'll actually see in the movie itself. A blond alpha bitch attempts to recruit new members to Theta Pi while simultaneously announcing that fat, broke, or ugly chicks need not apply. Then, we get some exploitative scenes of hot college chicks making out. Because straight chicks are also all gay, but only when they are really hot.
They've already subjected us to their retarded poster of a pile of naked chicks in college that doesn't exactly say 'horror' on any level, but now they want to shove lame lesbiana down our throats (or rather, down men's throats) but at least the ladies will have something to laugh at while the men are jerking off: the dialogue and character development. Check out the teaser below...
