In an attempt to appear human, right-wing political aristocrat and 2012 United States Presidental hopeful Mitt Romney admits to enjoying the Twilight phenomenon, which kind of just makes us hate him even more.
I feel bad for CNN's Gabriella Schwarz, who had to interview Mitt Romney about how he's totally a human being and watches TV, just like all the rest of us human beings who want to overturn Roe vs. Wade, but believe in the death penalty, are opposed to marriage equality, want to ban pornography, and have undying support for 'abstinence-only' programs in school.
First he admits he doesn't own an "i-Pod," (or whatever his researchers and assistants told him currently exists), and then he claims he watches TV and movies. You know, just like us ordinary peasant "people", with our gadgets and regular jobs!
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"I mean I like the Twilight series. I thought it was fun," Romney said. "I don't like vampires personally, I don't know any but you know my granddaughter was reading it and I thought, well this looks like fun so I read that."
So, two things: 1) We're supposed to fucking believe Mitt Romney read the Twilight series? How dumb do we look? (don't answer that) and 2) He reminded us that he has grandchildren, which reminds us that he's had sex, which totally grosses us out.
Our favorite photo of Mitt Romney - unveiling a portrait of himself. A thousand words.
