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Megan Fox 'Won't Do Nudity'

Posted by Superheidi | Thu, September 10 2009

Megan Fox, star of Transformers 2 and Jennifer's Body, does not want to ever be nude, ever, because she thinks she's fat and also because she probably doesn't believe that her career is actually just based on men wanting to see her naked.

"Ugh, never!" said the actress to MTV. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she said. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't." One less reason to see Jennifer's Body, I suppose.

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Fri, 09/11/2009 - 15:07

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I agree, I think its false modesty though and not REAL insecurity. She knows she's hot. You can tell my her fucking eyes and face and everything about her.

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Sun, 01/17/2010 - 12:47

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Oh please, she'll be doing nudity on film eventually. Right now, she's a hot commodity and doesn't have to be naked on film. Not as long as she can dress in very revealing clothing and draw the fan boys into the theaters.

But in a few years......

Look, right now, she's getting roles because she's uber-hottie Megan Fox. But as she gets older those roles will dry up for two reasons. The first is that Hollywood is notoriously cruel to aging actresses. The other is that she can't freaking act, so the option to do more mature roles will dry up as well.

So, in order to gain a few more roles, the clothes will come off. It probably won't matter much (look what happened to Meg Ryan), but it will keep her in the movies for a few more years.

It really sucks that Hollywood works that way. And it's really annoying that most films play off various nerd boy fantasies (#1: I'm a Shea LaBuef nerd, yet hot girls fall over themselves to be with me, and #2: I'm an aged, alcoholic country singer and Maggie Gyllenhaal is all over me). It just really sad that the only genre movie with a realistic and believable age appropriate relationship was the latest Indiana Jones movie (and Karen Allen is still DAMN sexy).

Sure, you can say, "But he's Jeff Bridges" or "What woman wouldn't want to be with Jack Nickelson," but that argument ignores that fact that you are talking about movie stars, not the characters they play and certainly not any sort of reality. If Jack was actually a garbage man? What if Jeff Bridges was really his character, a drunken has-been? I think it's doubtful that the ladies would still find them irresistible.

Wow, where was I going with this? Oh yea, was going to make fun of Megan Fox. But now, looking at her possible future, it's just kind of sad.

Enjoy your career while you have it, girl. And save up a bit of money for the future.

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Sun, 01/17/2010 - 13:59

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Ugh, I agree with you on that nerd-fantasy thing! Like, Jack Black in that movie where Gwenyth paltrow wore a fat suit, or even Knocked Up - who wants to date these guys? exactly?

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Sun, 01/17/2010 - 22:09

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You got me. I watched Knocked Up and loved it, but my girlfriend and I both wondered why she decided to even bother telling him about the baby (Easy answer: 'Cause the movie would only be 30 minutes long). Just have the kid on your own and don't deal with the loser.

Sure, he cleaned up nice by the end of the movie. But that never happens in real life.

And in that other movie, Jack Black should be alone for the rest of his life. If only so his character doesn't procreate.

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Mon, 01/18/2010 - 19:11

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Yes, and Jack Black's friend, played by that dude from Seinfeld. They were both horrible people, and physically and mentally unattractive. Why, exactly, nice, pretty women would be into them, or even ugly, mean women would be intpo them, is beyond me.

We need more female fantasy movies, where middle-aged women with average lives get together with supermodel/firemen/millionaires who are also brain surgeons for children with disabilities and who bring roses home every night.

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Tue, 01/26/2010 - 23:52

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I fucking HATE Megan Fox. She can't act. She seems like a bitch (and by all reports I've gotten, she IS) and seriously, I don't find her hot. I have a really strange sense of beauty though, and require some character in the features/personality, not the perfectly symmetrical triangle of features that has come to define what "beauty" is.

A little junk in the trunk.
Maybe a nose that's just a little bit too big.
A twitch and the uncontrollable urge to blurt out "FUCK YOU!" to no one in particular (yeah I have a thing for cute chicks with Tourettes)

I'm all about it.

Have you all seen Megan Fox get dissed (jokingly...but not) in this interview?