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I do not know the pertinence of Darth Vader in this animated gif but it is still the funna'

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Heh, that's a hereditary trait, from what I understand.

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I believe the term is 'pterodactylism'.

No, I don;t believe that. But it is a term that sounds similar.

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I wonder how it compares with evolution toe? How cool would it be if having both meant you were really...something. Smart, maybe.

I clearly do not have this condition.

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I'm scared. Hold me, someone.

I get freaked out by malformed yet otherwise normal digits. I had a friend who had a baby and she had 12 toes and 12 fingers (that's the def of the word you're looking for Heidi. Means you are born with more than the normal number of fingers).

OK, anyway, so my ex-friend had this baby with all the fingers and toes and she calls me one day and says, "One fell off." One of the remedial fingers (the kid had an extra pinky on each hand and foot, and a normal finger on each hand was the thickness of two fingers and had two nails. It IS a heriditary condition--lots of inbreeding in this girl's fam, and lOTS of drugs being used at the time of conception) had fallen off in the bathtub and she wanted me to come pick it up and do something with it.

I said no.

I was imediately disgusted and fascinated. I could never look at the kid without feeling slightly...uneasy. Plus the child was a demon incarnate and my ex (who wasn't my ex yet) was sleeping with her mother.

Whore.

I just realized how disjointed and rambling that was. Can't imagine having a conversation with myself!

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You know what it looks like? LIke she had her finger cut off and they sewed a donor big toe in its place.

Wasn't that the big internet rumor a while back? She had her thumb cut off when somebody slammed her hand in a trailer (talking trailer-park kind of trailer)?

And why, oh why, wouldn't she make someone photoshop the heck out of that thing?

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Top post, asharceneaux. Still laffin.

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Just found this: Someone else who loves horror hates her. Its a rant about how much she hates Megan Fox on someone's horror blog:

http://www.ilovehorror.net/2009/07/02/rant-i-hate-megan-fox/

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"Its a rant about how much she hates Megan Fox on someone's horror blog:"

Did you just call me a "she?"

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ooooops! I'm sorry! I am female-centric, so I always assume. Can you forgive?

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S'all good. I am pretty, so it's a common mistake. I'm diggin' the site so I linked you guys.

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Thanks so much!!! Wink))

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In my opinion Diablo Cody IS very overrated like this blog says.

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friggin' annoying. why can't she just write english instead of that wierd jive-esque stuuff? LOL

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diablo cody i mean.

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Honest to Blog, she's so annoying and overrated.

Seriously, I can't stand Juno, in which there is no such thing as a real human emotion.

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Juno's success may have come down to two things: the first tautly scripted example of a core demo's language (albeit slightly overcooked), and intelligent casting. I've not seen the whole thing, but there's an offbeat charm to Ellen Page that would boost any film.

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Page is a good actress. I agree. But I'm sorry, I have a personal thing against films that make unwanted pregnancy (ahem, can we say, Knocked Up?) the subject of a 'comedy'. Juno should have been about how getting pregnant totally ruined Juno's life, forcing her to quit school, not go to college, work as a hotel maid the rest of her life, and then watch the same thing happen to her own daughter because the kid would have no father figure (as if Michael Cera would stick around, ha!). That'd be funny in a much more morbid real way, but nobody has the guts to make a movie about that because they want us to believe that every child is magickal, and that our lives can only be better by having them all over the place.

No one wants to admit that having kids ruined their lives (especially not people with kids). Anyway, I think Juno was written without any real feeling or concern for the characters, and Cody seems to have very little of those herself as an artist.

The first thing she did when she got famous was dump her husand of 7 years to date Edgar Wright, because he's cooler. he wouldn't have touched her with a ten foot pole before she got famous.

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And one has to wonder if Hollywood would have touched her at all if she hadn't been a blogging stripper with brains and a heart of gold. Blech.

Let's see what her follow-up is.

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Good points guys. I didn't realize how easy it is to give up a baby for adoption until I watched this movie; there's nothin to it! No emotional attachment at all! ahah

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Naaaa... after you've given up your 3rd or 4th kid, you hardly feel anything anymore.

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Hahahahahah

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Jennifer's Body trailer:

http://pretty-scary.net/content/jennifers-body-trailer-emotionless-vile-...

what do you guys think?

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I will probably see this movie because I need to see every horror movie good or bad. First off, the demon that Megan turns into looks very computer animated. I hate that. I wish that people would stick to the old fashioned liquid latex, makeup and fake blood....MUCH more scary. Second, it looks juvenile in my opinion.

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I know the DP who shot it and like the cinematography.

Jessica

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Weirdly, I posted in here this afternoon and it's missing. Y'all kicking the XY's around in honor of this movie? Daaayam, that's cold, my sisters.

Anyway, it looks pretty decent for a teen horror rental, but why would a bad-ass, hot-ass, powerful-ass demon with a great ass have such a problem with boys? Where's the beef?

Also, I can't stop looking for her thumbs.

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I agree, why would a powerful demon waste her time sucking the blood of 'boys'? Why wouldn't she seek out the most powerful men on earth and then dominate and subjugate THEM? Much more fun for a demon, I would think.

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Exactly. The trailer gives off some kind of gender revenge plot, and other than someone like Pizzuzu coming down to wreak havoc 'cause of some unknowable perverse jones, what is the motivation of a demon? She's not stealing their souls to piss off God, she's just eating them on some kind of girl-power trip. That'll keep the film from having any depth whatsoever.

I sense stripperitis.

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Yeah, 'Strpperitis' is what she's got! And she became a stripper in the first place because she was 'bored' of her copyediting position at some shithole company out of college. Most women strip because they need the dough and have no other way of making it. She's a bored, middle class attention whore who was desperate to prove how attractive she was, so she took off her clothes in front of men for money, then made fun of the men on her blog because it was funny, then wrote this script. I'll bet in Diablo's head, the Megan Fox character is based on herself.

Its so much fun to hate Diablo.

and, 'Diablo'???? Come on. Do you love your stripper name so much you'll keep it forever, Mildred Schneedelmeyer?

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Haha, please tell me that's her real name.

I also understand she demands that a fat DJ announce her arrival before she enters a script meeting. "Gentlemen, please give it up for...Deeeahhh-blowww."

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Diablo was awesome!

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