Some savvy and brave women in Hong Kong are showing initiative that American women lack by swallowing parasitic worms, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reports. Side effects (just death) have not prevented these people from taking the first step towards health by inviting a worm that can grow up to 15 inches long (that's over a foot!) into their organs, to help with fast, effective weight-loss leading to an all-new you! And Chinese websites seem to be the only places you can grab these fast-acting, fat-burning, all-natural parasites...
The products contain the eggs of Ascaris worms, giant intestinal roundworms, which can grow up to 15-inches inside a host’s intestines and lay up to 200,000 eggs a day inside the body, according to the report.
Officials are warning people that swallowing the parasites could cause abdominal pain and distension, vomiting, diarrhea and malnutrition.
A spokesman for Hong Kong's department of health said swallowing the parasites could also provide further weight-loss through the safe and effective vomiting and diarrhoea that you'll get when you take these amazing parasites.
"Parasite infestation may also be fatal if serious complications such as intestinal, biliary tract or pancreatic duct obstruction arise," the spokesman said, shaking his head in disbelief. "The worms may even invade such organs as the lungs. The infestation can be treated with medication that kills the parasite. The worms may require surgical removal if there are obstructions."
It's clear to me that if you're overweight and you haven't swallowed a parasite yet, get your ass over to a Chinese website and order yourself some of the newest weight-loss nutritional parasitic supplements on the market!
I think I helped to inspire this article with some pork chop talk.
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