After a grisly shoot-out with police, Justin Bieber is thought to have died apologizing for his retarded remarks about rape and abortion.
Photo courtesy LAPD
Teenage heartthrob, and true Christian, 16-year-old music artist Justin Bieber was shot to death after he pulled a gun on police in Los Angeles County this afternoon.
Just yesterday Bieber, who is known for looking like he's too young to have sex, made a rather callous remark about how all abortion should be illegal, even in cases of rape, in a recent Rolling Stone Magazine article.
As someone who knows nothing about anything, Bieber came under fire from women, feminists, grown men, and others who thought his remarks were particularly badly worded and irresponsible, as he has no idea what he's talking about. But as this does not prevent him from talking about love and sex either, Bieber continued to have an opinion on the bodies of grown women and their fetuses until late last night when he went into a guilt-induced psychosis, and stole his mommy's car and went on a shooting rampage fuled by cocaine and teenage angst down the highways of Los Angeles County.
Despite his publicists's best efforts to make Rolling Stone take the blame for misquoting him, Bieber looked like an ignorant tool, which is what drove him to suicide-by-cops this afternoon.
Read his original words:
"His last words were, 'I'm sorry I'm such a douchebag'," says Lt. Markin, who fired the fatal shot. "Then he sort of just bled out of his mouth and his bowels let loose."
Watch Justin Bieber die in the grisly police car footage which was leaked to the Internet by an anonymous source within the LAPD:
Damn this is funny. Justin Bieber is going to be sending you hate mail from Hell. They reserve a special place there for talentless soon to be has beens with massive amounts of drugs, alcohol and prostitutes in their future.
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Yeah, I saw actual footage of this when it happened, just before Bieber went down he was rambling incoherently and staggering about in an eerie convulsive dance; oh, wait a minute, that was his Grammy performance. My bad....
Since Bieber is against choice, I guess he's willing to put some of his many millions toward the adoption of all those unwanted babies he wants born?
Beiber needs to be stopped one way or another. The Pink Floyd and David Gilmour Facebook pages are inundated with fucking links to Bieber.
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BWHAHAHA. Heidi, you should print this out and frame it on your wall as one of your best. This is just freaking hilarious... I wish it had actually happened.
Why the heck are they asking Justin Beiber his opinion on abortion? And drugs? He's like 10 years old, and I'm sure barely has an opinion on the matter.
They should stick to the questions on his favorite brand of nail polish.
I asked my nephew if he had Bieber Fever tonight and he scowled and cried angrily. He is one month old. I was so proud. Then I sang a They Might Be Giants song to calm him down.
Goddamn it, you mean that was all satire? :bigsmile:
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"I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."
Yea, because you don't have a vagina or womb (or a shred of empathy) and will likely be the bastard impregnating women in a coke fueled, I'm-no-longer-a-child-star rage.
What the hell??? Who says something like that?
Drugs are not at ALL like cutting off a finger.
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