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Just found this clip of Joe Bob from 1987......

www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/JoeBob02.html

Does anyone else see the Bruce Campbell resemblance?
I mean, if Bruce Campbell were charming instead of mean? andif Bruce were really funny and smart?

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Joe Bob actually reminds me a little of my boyfriend. He always has. Don't know why, I mean, they're kind of similar and I think could be brothers, but they don't look THAT much alike. It's the hair maybe...

And you're being too nice to Bruce!

Amanda By Night

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When was Bruce Campbel mean?
Yeah, I can see a resemblance between the two.

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I always thought that. And Bruce has never been anything but nice to me.

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Bruce and I went out for about two years and it ended badly. Ok?

ok, that's a total lie.

Look!

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1987 was an awfully long time ago. I hadn't realized Joe Bob Briggs was such a pretty boy, back when I graduated high school.

I suppose I see the resemblance to Campbell, in that they both have the same dark hair, dark eyes, "leading male smart ass" kinda deal going on. But I guess I have a tendency to concentrate less on what a man looks like, and more on what he has to say; Campbell is funny from time to time, but JBB has definitely got him beat in that department.

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They never add in their interviews any questions about why he doesn't like chocolate, or that he really actually does eat chicken fried steak, at IHOP no less! which is disgusting. And then, after he eats gross things like that, he complains that his fucking stomach hurts. Wonder why.

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Not everyone has the Olympian Interview skills that you do Heidi

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Yep, Joe Bob is like unto a God. I miss stuff like that and USA's Up All Night. There's really nothing like that left on the air... Sigh...

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Joe Bob rocks the fuckin house!! I use to love watching Monstervision as a kid. It was a family event every weekend, staying up late and watching good ol' fashioned horror flicks.

The Hand & Motel Hell were two of my favorites and were shown frequently.

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Joe Bob and his co-star on the set of Hogzilla.

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Oh joy! Joe Bob is now a friend on myspace WOO HOO! 8)

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Dude, gotta share what Joe Bob forwarded to me this mornin in my email inbox. He was very proud of it, He got an email and he replied to it in proper time-wasting sarcastic fashion. i approve wholeheartedly, and I laughed my ass off...

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At 11:48 PM 12/15/2006, you wrote:
Hello, Joe Bob,

Arthur Cronos (the bloggard) here.

I don't know if you'll remember me. We've emailed a little bit a couple of years ago, and in the past I once posted a nice story about you. Well, *I* thought it was nice.

("Joe Bob Briggs and the Dallas Crimes Herald" at http://www.bloggard.com/blog//item/345 )

But what I am writing about today is something that has been worrying me recently.

My wife Adrienne asked me how to spell Yee-HAW!

I told her, of course. Everybody knows that.

But, now that I think about it, I find myself wondering about the etymology of Yee-Haw. I mean, do you suppose it harkens back to old Latin (Yeeum-Hawmus), or was it just something that Billy Joe Williams said one day, flying off the back of his horse, and somehow it caught on?

And of course that made me think of you.

I figure that, if anybody knows, you would be the one.

So Joe Bob, where did Yee-Haw come from? Do you know?

-- Arthur Cronos, the Bloggard http://bloggard.com

PS: I wouldn't bother you, but someday we're going to die, and before that day, we need to set things straight, at least as much as we can. Or maybe we should make a big mess. Now I'm wondering about that, too.

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From : Joe Bob Briggs <joebob@joebobbriggs.com>
Sent : Friday, December 29, 2006 11:34 AM

Dear Arthur,

Yee-Haw derives from the Middle English "yee," which became "ye" by the time of the King James Bible, a formal second-person pronoun normally used only in the singular but occasionally, when conjoined with qualifiers ("ye ungodly swine"), acceptable as an adjectival plural as part of an interjection. "Haw" was a borrowing from late 10th century Hungarian, a crude epithet used by soldiers to describe a rural imbecile (possibly a distant cousin of "harrow" or "harrower," applied to those who till the soil, who were overwhelmingly illiterate in the Middle Ages). The words "yee" and "haw" were never used together until 1478, when a farrier in Long Sutton, among the eastern fens of Lincolnshire, was accosted by angry sugarbeet farmers whose draft animals had been quarantined by the Duke of Rutland upon pain of taxation necessary for the upkeep of Belvoir Castle. Powerless to defend himself against the angry mob, he quickly extracted iron bits from his furnace with a crude blacksmithing tong and hurled the fiery missiles at the luckless yeomen. When they began to scatter, the farrier execrated them with curses, including, at the point of his maximum excitement, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww!"--the strict meaning of which would be something on the order of "you worthless lice-infested buffoons," but of course given a sanguine connotation by the fact that the farrier was exultant and triumphant.

I thought everyone knew that.

Hang in there,

Joe Bob

P.S. In case I don't already have it, send me your postal mailing addess.

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Got to love a literate and well versed red neck

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Ahh I agree. There are far too few of you.....

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Sarcasm is hotttt. I'm a Jew, therefore I am an automatic champion in that sport.

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Oi vey, such a nice jewish girl. Could you wear a little lipstick once in a while? You're not getting any younger you know. Oh, and would it hurt you to pick up the phone once in a while and call your mother? Your cousin from New York calls her more often than you do. Not that we're complaining or anything, but God forbid anything happen in your life that we find out about second hand.

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Who knew Jessica was a Jewish mother?

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Oh god, noooooo!!!

I'm just glad nobody's bothering me to get married and have 1000 babies yet.

I am going to NY tomorrow and will be in the land of my peoples - between my Italian and Jewish heritages, I'm covered!

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"Morebrainsmedia" wrote:

between my Italian and Jewish heritages, I'm covered!

Yes, in olive oil and lox.
Mmmmmmmmmm
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Olive oil; yes. Lox; no fucking way. I do loves me some bagels, though. And smart men.

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"Morebrainsmedia" wrote:

Lox; no fucking way.

Listen to the mouth on this one.
You eat with that mouth?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Garbage mouth.

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Damn right.

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Fuck off, Spambot!

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Cash Bailey wrote:

Fuck off, Spambot!

That thing sucked. I'm usually good at cleaning these attacks up easily. I did something stupid somehow and it took an hour.

I think all is better now.

I want to kill them all with fire.

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