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It's Official: Charlie Sheen has Been Fired

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 15:34

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TMZ is reporting Charlie Sheen's firing by CBS.

But that isn't stopping Charlie Sheen from trying to hire an intern. Good news for Thomwade, who has already stated "Fuck dignity."

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 16:06

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I'm amazed it took this long.

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 16:07

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My application is in!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 16:33

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I wonder if Charlie understands he's been fired, lol?

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 17:04

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Now he is going to ask for 4 million dollars! lol Why am I laughing because this is getting stupid already

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 17:06

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$4 Million is what I demanded to get paid for the internship.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 18:01

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Thomwade wrote:

$4 Million is what I demanded to get paid for the internship.

No porn stars or cocaine?

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 18:26

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I figured that was part of the benefit package.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 19:16

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Superheidi wrote:

I wonder if Charlie understands he's been fired, lol?

Yes, but it's a conspiracy by the 9/11 warlocks. It has absolutely, positively nothing to do with him being a raving lunatic and a shitty actor. He will soon overcome and WIN SOME MORE!*

*if he doesn't die soon

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 19:19

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Thomwade wrote:

I figured that was part of the benefit package.

Haha, in lieu of health insurance.

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 20:09

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Hans wrote:

Thomwade wrote:

I figured that was part of the benefit package.

Haha, in lieu of health insurance.

Heh, you mean in lieu of health...

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 20:14

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Theron wrote:

Hans wrote:

Thomwade wrote:

I figured that was part of the benefit package.

Haha, in lieu of health insurance.

Heh, you mean in lieu of health...

Charlie doesn't have any health problems, he's full of WIN! He must be on to something.

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 22:13

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The health care package is the ability to cure anything...with my mind.

Tue, 03/08/2011 - 07:29

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A local morning radio show is playing a daily contest where they recite a quote and you have to guess who said it. It's called "Which Charlie Said This: Sheen or Manson?" You'd be surprised (or maybe not) how hard it is sometimes to tell which Charlie they are quoting.

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Tue, 03/08/2011 - 19:37

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Ok I am getting over this I thought I was, but oh my god watching his live feed video show on Ustream. Oh my god its like "Crackhead show 24/7" I don't know if I should laugh or cry. I mean cry for the people that cry about him. His young little boys because this is a man totally involved with his craziness or drugs and totally uninvolved with what's REALLY going on.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

I just saw on the news that companies like McDonalds and Red Cross have associated themselves with Charlie Sheen with words like "Winning" or "Mcwinning" and blood getting "Tigerblood". I mean I don't know why any company would think this would be appropriate? Seriously this dude threaten to kill someone and is a violent crazy person who is coming off of drugs or maybe is still trying to use them. I mean like why would anyone think this is a good idea? Man if they wanted a guy like this why didn't they treat Gary Coleman? I mean he acted like this all the time when he was alive! I mean seriously if people are now going to be like "let's celebrate asshole celebs" well than Gary Coleman was the one.

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Tue, 03/08/2011 - 19:41

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Wow, he's going to be dead in a few months.

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Tue, 03/08/2011 - 19:57

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Apparently he says he can bring back dead pets....I guess that's by his Assassin Warlock powers? I hope his dad does something soon or he will be dead.

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Tue, 03/08/2011 - 21:29

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Part of me thinks it is tragic...that is the part of me that believes this is bi-polar to the extreme mixed with brain damage from drug use.

But part of me sits in awe.

Wed, 03/09/2011 - 15:11

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I wasn't going to do anymore reporting, but I just lol at this comment from Sheen. Ugh this is getting old I can't stand it, but I can't look away either.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/03/09/2011-03-09_charlie_sheen_apologizes_to_costar_jon_cryer_endorses_rob_lowe_as_two_and_a_half.html

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LOS ANGELES - Hedonistic hellion Charlie Sheen dialed down his rage a day after pelting his former TV bosses and co-star Jon Cryer with his most vicious verbal assaults yet.

Sheen called the KEARTH 101 radio show Wednesday to offer an apology, endorse Rob Lowe as his sitcom substitute and gloat about his future.

Then he called the Dan Patrick radio show to claim his media blitzkrieg was coming to a close.

"I'll apologize to Jon right now," he told the KEARTH hosts after calling Cryer a "turncoat, a traitor, a troll" in an interview with E! Online Tuesday. "I was in a mood, and I threw that out there. It's a half apology -- it's an apol!"

He admitted the "die has been cast" in terms of his firing from "Two and a Half Men" and said he's not bothered by rumors Lowe is on a short list of possible replacements.

"I'm talking to Rob, he's a buddy of mine, he's a beautiful man, and he's a brilliant actor. I hope he does it and kicks it's a-- because you know I still get pizayed," Sheen said, still confident he'll prevail in his contract dispute.

He also laughed off spoofs of his behavior on "Saturday Night Live" and "House," calling them "warm hugs."

"If it's done tastefully and with really smart humor, I just think it's totally gnarls gnarlington," said the actor whose tasteless barbs have made him infamous.

Sheen, 45, also claimed he's still planning to visit Haiti with actor pal Sean Penn.

"(I will do) whatever is asked of me," he said of the trip, "whatever I can do to deliver a little bit of faith…maybe put a smile on a few faces that wouldn't otherwise happen if I wasn't there."

He also kissed his TV career good-bye.

"I'll go make some movies with some brilliant directors," he said, mentioning Roman Coppola and Nick Cassavetes and possible partners. "I've got geniuses like waiting for me to just say let's do this. I'm not really worried."

Sheen lost his job Monday when Warner sent his attorney a scathing 11-page letter saying he broke his $2 million-per-episode contract with "self-inflicted disintegration."

The letter listed his antics in painful detail, including his "disturbing rampage" at Manhattan's Plaza Hotel in October and the drug-fueled bender that landed him in the hospital in late January.

Sheen and his attorney have vowed to fight back, claiming "Men" creator Chuck Lorre conspired to have him fired in a battle of egos.

Lorre made his last public comment on Sheen's spiral back on Feb. 14 but recently hired his own legal gunslinger to prep for battle.

"The conspiracy theory is pure fantasy," Lorre's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, told the Hollywood Reporter. "Chuck is very concerned for Charlie's health. We all believe Warner Bros. did the right thing given the situation Mr. Sheen created."

First off John didn't do anything to you, just because he has been quiet and not want to get involved that right now is the train wreak is your life doesn't make him a turn coat. Plus this...

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lmao you really think that's going to happen with how you been acting? Man you really are delusional and full of yourself.

Oh by the way he is suing Chuck Lorie and Warner Bros
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-fired-suing-lawsuit-chuck-lorre-warner-bros-televsion-two-and-a-half-men/

This is interesting take though.

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Charlie's lawyer, Marty Singer, tells TMZ, he believes Lorre is behind the move to fire Charlie from "Two and a Half Men" and that Lorre has interfered with Charlie's contract.

Singer doesn't buy Warner Bros. explanation that Charlie committed moral turpitude by admitting to drug use. Singer says when Charlie was going to plead guilty to a felony last year over the domestic violence incident in Aspen, Warner Bros. was not only ok with it, they renegotiated Charlie's contract.

Singer claims the real reason Warner Bros. gave Charlie the boot is because he insulted Lorre, and that's not reason to fire him.

And, Singer says, Charlie isn't the first star who couldn't co-exist with Lorre. Roseanne Barr and Brett Butler also couldn't work with Chuck. On the other side of the coin, Lorre is the most successful producer in TV currently, with three hit shows on the air -- "Two and a Half Men," "The Big Bang Theory" and "Mike and Molly."

I was watching Brett Butler on Joy Behar and she was canned from her show because of drug abuse and alcohol, but also she couldn't get along with Chuck. Joy asked "Do you think it was because you were a woman?" Now I personally think yes, she said she thinks it was more because she was Southern. I think in this society people think it's more acceptable for a man like Charlie Sheen to act like that and there be no consequences and not a woman. I think that is some people's view. Although I'm not saying oh well a girl can do all the drugs she wanted. But like she was off the show fast I believe and not as much sympathy for her. Although I was reading she was kind of a raging meanie hah wow at some of the things she did. But regardless, here you go there is Charlie doing all this shit and getting all these chances and no one takes into account what he has done to women. But people always bring into account that the some how they deserved it because they work in the sex industry. Plus what he has done to his own wife, oh but she is a drug addict too so who cares. I mean really so that doesn't count? Do you think people are more easy on guys than they are women when it comes to drugs and acting erratically? Especially who is deserving of more help?

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Wed, 03/09/2011 - 15:05

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People who were raging addicts at the time could not get along with Lorre? Huh...imagine that. Yes, clearly, he is the problem.

Wed, 03/09/2011 - 15:15

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lol That's not what I'm saying, but supposedly why was he so cool about letting Charlie off the hook so many times especially when he has committed much more incredible offenses when Brett Butler was just guilty of doing drugs and maybe being moody? I mean come on he was guilty of domestic violence with his with Brooke Muller and locked a prostitute up in a closet. I'm just saying to be fair.

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Wed, 03/09/2011 - 16:22

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My psychology prof led off the class today with a Charlie Sheen discussion. At first it was amusing but now it's sad. This is one of the most epic, public breakdowns and disintigration of a person I've ever seen. I feel sorry for his kids and his parents as this is all being recorded and watched by the entire country. Who knows what's really wrong with him but I can't see him surviving this.

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Wed, 03/09/2011 - 16:36

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Charlie Sheen's new song "Winning". It's catchy.

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Wed, 03/09/2011 - 17:29

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Today's "Charlie" radio contest was "Which Charlie said this: Sheen or Barkley?" Not as funny as "Sheen or Manson," but almost as crazy.

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Wed, 03/09/2011 - 21:39

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Private J.V. Vasquez wrote:

If I recall correctly, Butler wasn't showing up to work supposedly sober-she would show up unable to perform. They ended the show because there was no show without Butler and she was to wasted to perform.

Sheen is another issue entirely. The man has a terrible history of domestic violence issues and everyone turned a blind eye-long before two and a half men. Sady Doyle wrote this good piece examining Sheen and comic masculinity. I often do wonder...why do I love Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation when I would find him repugnant in real life?

(by the way, I am not actually challenging the suggestion that Sheen got away with more because he was a guy and Butler was a woman...I think there is plenty of truth there)

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 15:32

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For all of you sick to death of Sheenanigans........The Guardian posted a great link for a Sheen browser blocker. For anyone interested check out the link below.

Charlie Sheen browser blocker