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I'm pet-sitting this weekend and I'm taking care of this demon dog from hell!

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Not the actual picture of my sister's dog, I'll try to find it in a min, but that's what he looks like she named him "Mojito" after the fucking drink how dumb well because he is white like the drink lol that's why she named him that.

He is cute, but that's no excuse of said terrible behavior my sister lets him get away with shit because "oh he is so cute" so I won't teach him anything and let's him tear up shit, and let him shit all the time. I know she is very busy, but seriously don't laugh and think is funny when he misbehaves he sexually assaults my stuffed animals that I collect. He is a rapist don't let that fluffy exterior fool you, he still does that shit even though he is fixed I don't know why. He barks all the time, my cat is like "Don't fuck with me I'll kill you mother fucker" and of course he thinks its all fun and games til she claws his ass and he is crying. He is fucking huge for a Bichon, and he always likes to try to eat my cat's food. My poor cat, even though she is very temperamental can't do anything when he is around because he acts a fool.

These little cute and fluffy dogs are evil, don't let these exteriors fool you they are the spawn of Satan.

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Ahhhhhhh he's so cute. If the stuffed animals didn't want it, then they wouldn't strut around in those hot little mini skirts.

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/runs away

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lmao

Well this one bear I had was a court jester and it was a valentine's themes so maybe he is gay?

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This is how he acts, but its worse and my cat is usually like "I'll claw your ass you bitch!"

That cat in the video looks exactly like my cat ha weird.

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Now, cute doggies can do whatever they want. [my dog is staring at me while I write this - I have no choice].

What might work, my dog Princess says, is to bake him a chicken.

he IS super cute. Does he cuddle? maybe he's nervouse beuse he misses your sister?

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Yes he will sit by you and at your feet looking pitiful,I know sometimes he acts that why because he misses my sister, but seriously you should look at the havoc he makes!

I had a dog named princess I had her since I was six til I was a sophomore in highschool and she died of old age. I was terribly sad.

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my gosh yes. They are. They inspire mommy-feelings in me.

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Ugh I have to deal with this bastard dog again my sister is visiting us and she is bringing this monster.

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Oh,, so sorry!

I watched a TV show on Animal Planet today called 'Fatal Attraction' about animals that attacked their owners (a panther, and two chimps, but three separate stories) and the only thing I could take away from it was the pathetic way these people completely projected and imagined that they had a real relationship with their exotic pets even AFTER the animals had ripped their faces off (and in one case killed the woman's best friend.) They insisted that the animal 'loved them' or 'was only playing'. In one case, a male chimp actually PULLED a man's fingers off. Not 'bit' or 'tore'. PULLED.

I am afraid now, and every time I look at my Princess dog I wonder if secretly she wishes she were big enough to eat my face off. And how I would ever know if that's the way she feels.

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I have seen that show!

Well I don't know if this was the same show or not, but maybe one that's like it, I saw one show that this lady had a crazy snake collection that had some of the most deadliest snakes in the world and just kept them contained in plastic boxes that you would put junk in. And this one man who died and let his monitor lizards walk around the apartment until one day one bit him and he died from the venom and they feasted on his body for days. One of his friends that it was so strange he would feed them raw chicken like right at his feet and he would be like "Hold still!" and apparently that shit was normal lol.

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yeah... there must be something in the DNA of domesticated animals that makes them able to live with us without pulling our fingers off.

If anyone is thinking of getting a chimp or elephant or a tiger as a pet, because they want something big and smelly, they should just get a pony.

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