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If You're Really Tired of Seeing Your Pet's Butthole...

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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:49
Tristan Sinns
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...then, here you go.

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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 17:00
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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 17:36
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Isn't this hypocritical of you. Just the other day you were complaining about women having to wear shirts.

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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 18:07
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/hands Hans a rear gear

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Wed, 05/11/2011 - 12:24
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Wouldn't it just be easier (and cheaper) to stop staring at your pet's butthole?

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Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:53
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filmgal wrote:

Wouldn't it just be easier (and cheaper) to stop staring at your pet's butthole?

Tristan has a fixation. According to Freud we all do.

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Fri, 05/13/2011 - 03:33
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I'm surprised this thing isn't made by Divine Derriere.

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Sat, 05/14/2011 - 12:15
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Don't give my sister any ideas!

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Sat, 05/14/2011 - 15:53
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I kinda feel bad for the model giving the thumbs up.

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Sun, 05/15/2011 - 18:27
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*jaw dropping onto the floor*

Hope it's flavored so your pet has something to lick!

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