Hustler Magazine and Fleshlight have teamed up in hopes that you might not only want to watch the Na'vi from Avatar have sex - you just might want to have sex with one yourself.
Hustler Magazine is stepping into the land of the blue with the release of This Ain't Avatar XXX, appropriately shot in gloriousawesomevery goodadequate somewhat non-2-dimensional 3D in high definition.
Hustler has had a long love for pornographic parodies, and so a remake of particular film could be seen coming from light years away; what we likely failed to predict, however, was cooperation from the Fleshlight company in the creation of a sex toy based on speculated Na'vi genitalia. The toy is a masturbatory toy for men (sorry girls, a blue Na'vi dildo has not yet been announced - give it time) called "Alien", and is cast from sparkling blue plastic with a rather, what, alien looking entry point. I don't know what it is, but I don't think it's human.
Fans of Avatar can certainly be extreme, as some of them reported depression and suicidal thoughts upon realizing they could never truly venture into the magical wonderland of Ferngully-like Avatar. Hustler and Fleshlight just might bring these dedicated fans one step closer to 'realizing the dream'.
Check out the trailer and the 'Alien', and let us know what you think with a comment below! Spoiler alert on the trailer: no one gets naked. The image of the 'Alien' Na'vi hump box alone, though, is plenty NSFW. Consider yourself warned before scrolling down!
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They did a really great job with the makeup actually. It's cool to see something done practically that was all CGI in the source film. Also, hey, blue pussy. Avatar wished they could show that.
Agreed. Also, there's something so much fun about lighthearted pornography. A lot of the harder stuff really misses that element. I like it when it seems like the actors are laughing a lot offscreen and having a good time.
Actually Cameron said he did shoot a sex scene, but didn't put it in the final film, but will maybe put it in the dvd or something like that. I don't know if he ever did. I remember reading that some where.
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Hustler Magazine and Fleshlight have teamed up in hopes that you might not only want to watch the Na'vi from Avatar have sex - you just might want to have sex with one yourself.
I can't say that the idea hasn't crossed my mind.
This is not a dream... not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.