if you think this is one of the most outrageous and insulting advertisements you've ever seen, feel free to tell the people at Woman's Day Magazine (womansday@hfmus.com), who ran this print ad. You can also call them at (212) 767-6000.
And don't forget the Summer's Eve people. Their toll-free number is 866-787-6383, and the website is http://summerseve.com/.
How DOES a woman ask for a raise??? or rather, what should she remember to do?
1) wash your vagina. That is the most important part of getting a raise. No one hires a woman when they can smell her vagina. The smell of a woman's vagina, as we all know, is repugnant to straight males and gay females. Your vagina is disgusting; YOU are disgusting, and you should always be ahsamed of the way your vagina looks, smells, feels, and acts, forever.
Even though you are concerned with your boss smelling your vagina, don't let the meeting get 'too personal'. That is, you're a woman, so you talk too much and are scatterbrained. Try to act more like the men around you and hate the way you speak. Berate yourself for it later when you are in your kitchen.
But last, and least important, is talking about the job you actually do at the company and why you actually may deserve a raise. You're a woman, so you probably don't do any actual real valuable work. But if you do, make sure to mention it. It will be a novelty to your boss who is used to seeing only women who are worthless leeches on the company's hard working male population.
You know, before I have any important and potentially life changing conversation with my boss, I always make sure to step into the men's room and wash my dick in the sink.