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First Look at 'THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON' Cheesy Poster!

Posted by Superheidi | Tue, May 19 2009

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So, we've got the poster for New Moon, the second film in the Twilight Saga, right here.

In The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Bella Swan (the plain and annoying Kristen Stewart) is devastated by the abrupt departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen (dapper dandy beautiful fop model child Robert Pattinson) but her spirit is rekindled by her growing friendship with the irresistible Jacob Black (vaguely Native American, and way less jerk-looking Taylor Lautner). Suddenly she finds herself drawn into the world of the werewolves, ancestral enemies of the vampires, and finds her loyalties tested. Then Edward goes to college and cheats on her with some cheerleader and they realize they were way too young to be in a serious relationship anyway, and break up, and in ten years don't remember each other's names. Check out the poster!...

New Moon opens in theatres everywhere November 20, 2009 and the writer, Stephenie Meyer, gets richer.

Do you see how jealous Edward is? Because she's gonns let that werewolf dude touch her boobies. Did I mention these people are like 16, and nothing that happens to them romantically could remotely matter, seriously, to anyone? Oh, I guess, unless you're 16.

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Tue, 05/19/2009 - 15:09

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All I have to say is that SuperHeidi is an idiot. Millions of Twilight fans would agree with me in an instant. Have a messed up day! =D

Tue, 05/19/2009 - 16:13

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LOL Thanks for joining the site and reading what I write! ))

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Tue, 05/19/2009 - 16:22

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If you hate twilight so much, why are you writing about it????!!!!
I don't like people like you!! You suck superheidi!

Tue, 05/19/2009 - 16:22

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If you hate twilight so much, why are you writing about it????!!!!
I don't like people like you!! You suck superheidi!

Tue, 05/19/2009 - 16:45

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I write about stuff that is of interest to women.

I never said I hated Twilight; I merely said that it is trite, completely devoid of real human emotions, and that the characteras are way too young to have anything remotely resembling a real love affair.

I'm right!

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Tue, 05/19/2009 - 22:25

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Dude, this is awesome. You guys are SO mad!!!!

check it out, I got a private message:

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you are stupid superheidi

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body_bo - 05/19/2009

why are so stupid??????????
you are so ignorant???
stop writing!! you upset me!

twilight rocks

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Wed, 05/20/2009 - 16:12

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Poor Superheidi! Twifans are indeed light a flock of rabid bats that will swarm and try to bite you! I have read all the books, indeed have seen the first film. I think (and will probably get bitten for this) that the final book 'Breaking Dawn' has the better horror content of the four.
So before you Twifans get your panties in a twist I posted on the phenomenon and defended its place in the 'kids' trajectory into exploring other good horror: http://musingcontinuum.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/can-we-have-an-honest-di....
Twilight is a gateway (like cannabis is to crack!) to hopefully looking to other quality literature like Bram Stoker's Dracula etc. I also am constantly horrified at the rudeness of the Twifans responses to those who don't agree with them.

P.S The poster is terribly angsty. But at least they cut poor Edwards fringe!

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Wed, 05/20/2009 - 18:44

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oh me gollies...

*shudder*

DEER HIDEY,

WYE DUZ U RITE SUCH MEEEN THINGS ABOT TWYLITE?????

THAT IS SO RONG AND MEEEN OF U 2 SAY SUCH MEEEN THINGS ABOT EDWARD AND BELA SHE IS BEUTFUL AND HE IS HOTTTIE.

U R JUST DUMB AND JELUS. STEFNIE MYERS IS SUCH A GOOD WRITER AND SHE MADE HER MOVIES PUREFECT AND I DONT NO WHAT TRITE MEEENS BUT I THINK IT IS MEEEN OF U 2 SAY. U R STUPID 4 NOT LIKNG THIS GRATE MOVIE.

MY MOM WILL BEAT U UP IF U DO NOT STOP BEENG MEEEN TO TWILITE.

CHEERLEADERS ROK.

ok sorry I've had way too much caffeine.

Twilight fans...sheesh.

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=8619228...

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