In a recent interview, fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld has asserted that, although beautiful and talented, superstar singer Adele is "too fat."
Well I'm sure Adele is just devastated. I'm sure that she wrote her iconic hit "Someone Like You" in dedication to Karl, himself such a handsome devil; and once she gets finished earning standing ovations and platinum records, she'll be crying her eyes out (sarcasm alert).
Of course, we must remember that this is the same man who once put down a certain young model for being too curvy and for smiling too much (what a crime against humanity:); a certain unknown lass by the name of Heidi Klum. And he told long-haired Asian model David Chiang that he was a really pretty "Chinese girl."
Karl, all the money and fashion success in the world can't buy class or respect for the feelings of others. Go make to making the clothes that I won't be buying anymore. Ciao!
I don't know who the hell he think he is calling anyone fat when he use to look like this...
Plus not to mention takes a picture or I'm assuming being friendly with Beth Ditto who isn't extremely thin anyways. I guess maybe he likes her music more than Adele so its acceptable for her to be fat? I love Beth, but it isn't cool to be nice to one person who is overweight, but not nice to another just because maybe you don't like her as a person or just being a fucking stupid superficial asshole.
Plus he uses fur, and not that I am a vegan or vegetarian anyways, but I don't believe in killing animals just for the sake of how nice and furry their coat is. Plus I really fucking hate it in entertainment industry men can totally pass not having to worry about looks. But bitches better look hot always. Yes, I know he is going to say as a designer it's not important for him to look good, but he will if he wants to fit in another designer's clothes. God barf the only people who can wear and endorse this stuff is the rich, euro-centric, elite. Plus if I want to wear a dress made out of plastic I would rather go make one myself and not pay $500 dollars for one. Plus he called Heidi Klum fat too just because she had a larger bust and is I guess by some what you consider curvy. God these people make me sick.
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Adele also had a great response for Karl, who apologized in the wake of public outcry (of course he pulled the "My comments were taken out of context" stuff, and still offered no apologies for David and Heidi--I still say he can take his clothes and stick 'em). Adele says:
'I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud of that.'
Good for her; most of us just want to be ourselves! Most of that shit on magazines is airbrushed to high heaven anyway and the models look fairly normal devoid of their makeup, their lighting, and their airbrushing. They just tend to be fucking skinny, but you wouldn't be shocked to find one working at a Starbucks.
I fucking hate Karl Lagerfeld.
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