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FanGirlTastic to Launch a 'FanGirlTastic' MMORPG!

FanGirlTastic has announced that it will soon be releasing their very own MMORPG - complete with Unicorns, lasers, parties, and lots of fun!

Players may immerse themselves in the FanGirlTastic world by accomplishing certain goals such as charming unicorns, riding brilliant rainbows, and celebrating the world with their friends. Choose from a wide variety of classes such as the FanGirl, the FanElf, or the FanDwarf, each with their own set of specialized skills and talents. For example, the FanElves come with pointy ears, FanGirls are kind of tall, and FanDwarfs are very short. These differences allow for a wide variety of experiences in the FanGirlTastic world. Rarely has a game achieved such a brilliant combination of class balance and variety!

FanGirlTastic seeks to make itself a unique place among the highly competitive realm of MMORPGs. Class designer Heidi Honeycutt gave us this treat: "Regular MMO's have the classic party format of Healer, Tank, and Damage-per-Second (DPS). We've designed our classes simply to be FUN, and so the standard party make-up will be for five FUN slots. There's no healer, no tank, no DPS - just FUN, FUN, FUN! Imagine people saying on the looking for group channel - "looking for more FUN!", and anybody could answer! It's going to be great."

It's rumored that the game may allow for a fourth class, tentatively titled 'Poopersnickle'. "We don't know what they do yet, except that they look like small fluffy dogs," said Honeycutt, "we just think it's a funny word. I'm a level five Poopersnickle! Haha! It's going to be great."

The FanGirlTastic MMORPG also plans to take a new road in the world of leveling. Their design engineers have invented the idea of 'Time Based' leveling, which means players will naturally progress in level simply as they play the game. "We're thinking that players will level every time they pay their monthly bill," said Honeycutt, "That way they really feel like they're really getting something for their money." And what of hitting a maximum level? "Oh, no! There won't be a maximum level. People can keep paying their bill, and get to level one million if they want, I mean - oh wow, that'd be a lot of money! It's going to be great."

Early concept art, done by Stacie Ponder, has been released and is embedded in this article. "We can't wait for you to see the real game, " said Honeycutt, "it looks just like that!"

Registered members of FanGirlTastic may be receiving Beta invites for the exciting new game any day now, and members are encouraged to check their in-boxes daily for such a coveted invitation. "We don't imagine Beta to last that long," said Honeycutt, "I mean, no one can even level until they start paying their monthly bill anyway, and we're all looking forward to that. It's going to be great!"


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Will we get unicorns as mounts?

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matango wrote:

Will we get unicorns as mounts?

Yes!

We are discussing also having Unicorns as playable characters. Unicorn characters will also get Unicorn mounts.

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And we are working on having koala pet companions that follow you around!

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Superheidi wrote:

And we are working on having koala pet companions that follow you around!

All koala pets will also come with Unicorn mounts.

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I would play if I could play a were-unicorn rogue who could dual wield, and triple wield in unicorn form (with the horn).

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I just want to kill the unicorns. Will that be possible. Cause that's what I call fun.

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It makes me very sad that this is an April Fools post.

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Is it April already??

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Apparently the boss fights are all webmasters and directors who Heidi has feuded with. And the final boss will be Dave Parker throwing dvds of THE HILLS RUN RED at you, shuriken-style.

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Cash Bailey wrote:

Apparently the boss fights are all webmasters and directors who Heidi has feuded with. And the final boss will be Dave Parker throwing dvds of THE HILLS RUN RED at you, shuriken-style.

Dude! Did you read the prospectus or did Tristan tell you?

My favorite dungeon, which was all my idea, is Germanyland, and you have to fight Ulli Lommel, Uwe Boll, Udo Kier, Tom Six, and then last, Jorg Buttergeit who has nazi zombies shooting out of his fingertips. The key is to cut the fingers off so they can't respawn.

Either that or this is an idea for a film festival I have.

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Superheidi wrote:

My favorite dungeon, which was all my idea, is Germanyland, and you have to fight Ulli Lommel, Uwe Boll, Udo Kier, Tom Six, and then last, Jorg Buttergeit who has nazi zombies shooting out of his fingertips. The key is to cut the fingers off so they can't respawn.

Do the Nazi zombies shoot lasers from their eyes that turn your character into a fish?

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Superheidi wrote:

My favorite dungeon, which was all my idea, is Germanyland, and you have to fight Ulli Lommel, Uwe Boll, Udo Kier, Tom Six, and then last, Jorg Buttergeit who has nazi zombies shooting out of his fingertips. The key is to cut the fingers off so they can't respawn.

Either that or this is an idea for a film festival I have.

I thought Tom Six was Dutch, but either way, he just SEEMS like he should be under Buttgereit's wing.

So, my question is...what happens if I role a 1 on a 20 sided die during a saving throw? Do I get kicked off the board?

Also, if I try to fuck one of the unicorns (within the game, sicko), do I get kicked off the board?

Thanks, and I'm getting my character sheets ready. The Fangirltastic RPG is gonna be one far out game! (I don't even know what the MMO part means)

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Thomwade wrote:

It makes me very sad that this is an April Fools post.

Um, yeah, except now we're really going to have to come up with the game. GamesIndustry thought you were serious:
http://www.gamesindustry.com/industry-news/detail/110305

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Megan Hussey wrote:
Thomwade wrote:

It makes me very sad that this is an April Fools post.

Um, yeah, except now we're really going to have to come up with the game. GamesIndustry thought you were serious:
http://www.gamesindustry.com/industry-news/detail/110305

Bwahahahah!!

They're even more gullible than me.

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Megan Hussey wrote:

Um, yeah, except now we're really going to have to come up with the game. GamesIndustry thought you were serious:
http://www.gamesindustry.com/industry-news/detail/110305

Hahahaha! It looks like they just cut and paste the first few paragraphs of the "announcement," without reading any of it.

I guess they forgot to check their calendars.

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Megan Hussey wrote:
Thomwade wrote:

It makes me very sad that this is an April Fools post.

Um, yeah, except now we're really going to have to come up with the game. GamesIndustry thought you were serious:
http://www.gamesindustry.com/industry-news/detail/110305

Wow, so it is written, so shall it be done.

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Megan Hussey wrote:
Thomwade wrote:

It makes me very sad that this is an April Fools post.

Um, yeah, except now we're really going to have to come up with the game. GamesIndustry thought you were serious:
http://www.gamesindustry.com/industry-news/detail/110305

With this, I feel my work here is complete.

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You mean, no, it's not real? I mean, yeah, it's not real. Shock

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