Thanks to Adrianne Brennan for bringing this awesome blog to my attention: Actress Laura Stone (Blood on the Highway) has a few funny things to say about Twilight. In this hi-larious recap of why the books in the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyers suck, the authorpicks apart the ultra-Mormon message behind the books and laughs at the indescribably bad storyline and dialogue. It's pretty amazing.She also included some fairly memorable pictures to go along with the storyline of the first three books.
The article includes such awesome critiques as 'Meanwhile, Bella feels bad for stringing Jacob along, even though she hasn't, but SMeyers needs tension/conflict and Hot Topic needs to sell shirts' and 'Twilight means never having to say you're kidding.' and my favorite, 'I think this is Smeyers way of lashing out in a safe venue her own frustrations at getting married early and spitting out kids right away. She could never vocalize that, so this is how she's working through her own issues at being a stay at home mom with whining sprogs and a husband that expects dinner on the table and no romance. more on the sprogs in book 4.'
Book One and Book Two, and then Book Threeand Book Four
OMG this stuff has KILLED me...I'm dying laughing here.
"But no oral sex, because it is unnatural, impure and unholy. (And I think we know that Bella and Edward don't do that because Bella isn't picking glitter out of her teeth come morning.)"
I love the ceremonial shredding of this pathetic teen/tweenage literary fad!
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