I just love nutjobs on the Internet, don't you? recently, on the Hallmark Channel community, a new crazy created a forum topic asking Hallmark Channel to please stop actress Catherine Hicks from appearing on the network anymore because of her work in horror movies. Hicks starred in Chucky's debut movie Child's Play, the thriller Turbulence, as Dr. Gillian Taylor in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, and the 1982 slasher Death Valley. Oh! And she's also the mom on 7th Heaven, the obnoxious family show now running on The Hallmark Channel.
"She is sending out something subconscious in her onscreen work. The character Annie may be a ministers wife, but the actress Catherine Hicks is a mercenary - selling her own soul, and endangering the sensibilities of her viewers, just to make money." says Crazy...
Someone has it out for Catherine Hicks. And its probably because they're crazy. They claim to be 'several' people called the Forum to Stop Catherine Hicks. They're apparently irate that she's returned to the Devil (i.e. just finished a made-for-TV thriller called Stranger with my Face) and she's destroying the souls of anyone who watches her evil image on television in anything she's ever been in. And surprisingly, it's not this nutjob.
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Stop Catherine Hicks -- Horror is not Family Programming worthy of Hallmark
Dear Hallmark,
Catherine Hicks has returned to appearing in horror movies. In the past she played a witch in Witches & Sorceresses. Even more horrifying, She played the mother in Child's Play, about a serial killer and demonic possession of a child's dolls.
Lately, she has returned to horror, in "Stranger with My Face" (rumored), as well as other films.
I always thought there was something creepy with the character Annie. Lately my family had been getting nightmares from watching 7th Heaven reruns. We only watched a few episodes but had the most horrifying nightmares.
She is sending out something subconscious in her onscreen work. The character Annie may be a ministers wife, but the actress Catherine Hicks is a mercenary - selling her own soul, and endangering the sensibilities of her viewers, just to make money.
Please cease showing her program 4 times a day. It is not safe for young viewers, or even older viewers like us who have avoided viewing horror our entire lives.
Perhaps you can bring back Little House or the Waltons. Children don't mind reruns. Noah's Ark was another fine program. Family and Eight is Enough were fine. These programs were timeless. There are many affordable alternatives to poisoning the hearts of viewers with sublimated, arguably godless, horror.
In general we love the Hallmark Channel and hate to have to boycott her programming.
Here is an image from Catherine Hicks' work "Child's Play"
Catherine Hicks considers this "Child's Play"?
Our community is horrified.
With Utmost Concern,
Forum to Stop Catherine Hicks
Oklahoma
Thankfully, most of the responses have been sane, like our favorites,
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I honestly think someone forgot to take their medication.(and I am not being sarcastic).
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Are you SERIOUS? SUBLIMINAL MESSEGES FROM THE TV? Me thinks your butter has slipped off your toast!
Pretty/Scary would like to announce our opposition to any opposition to Catherine Hicks, by forming the official Keep Catherine Hicks on Hallmark Advocacy Movement. Feel free to join.
Comments
This is hilarious! I can't help but wonder if it might be a particularly brilliant troll.