Conspiracy Theories Are For Girls

Now that my blog is getting 30 hits per day (according to my counter contraption), I feel like I need some help, so I've asked a brilliant underground political writer to post with me - that way I figure I'll only have to do around 50 percent of the work from now on.

The new writer was born in Iran, is notorious for mouthing off in class and being kicked out of prestigious universities, is one of the smartest people I've ever met in my life (even smarter than me, if you can believe it), and is a decided liberal who takes a more constructive approach to politics (as opposed to my paranoid rants). Although the pseudonym this writer has chosen is decidedly Black Metal male-sounding, break out the pink fuzzy blanket and celebratory hospital cigar because (it's a girl). Her first post is up now.