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Are Cleopatra and Greengrass a Perfect Match?

Angelina Jolie has been attached to a revisionist take on Cleopatra for quite a while now. Producer Scott Rudin has been involved from the start, but the project, based on Pulitzer Prize-winner Stacy Schiff's biography Cleopatra: A Life, has had problems finding a director. But those problems might now be solved. Or are they?

Deadline is reporting that Cleopatra is "pretty close" to signing a director. And though no one has actually stated it out loud, Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, Green Zone) is the name being whispered. Last fall, James Cameron was considering helming the 3D epic, scripted by Brian Helgeland (L.A. Confidential, Mystic River), but he eventually passed. Steven Soderbergh also flirted with the project. But insiders are quite excited about the idea of Greengrass working on this new take on the life of Egypt's most famous queen, describing him as "smart, tough, political, hard-nosed . . . sort of the idea of Cleopatra in the book." While that might be true, I have a crazy thought. Hire a female director.

I think it's a blatantly obvious choice to have a woman direct a film about one of history's most famous women. Especially since this new film was adapted from a book by a woman and is said to focus on Cleopatra's political acumen and accomplishments. According to Rudin, "It is a completely revisionist Cleopatra, a much more grown-up sophisticated version . . . She's not a sex kitten, she's a politician, strategist, warrior. In the Joseph Mankiewicz movie, Elizabeth Taylor is a seductress, but the histories of Cleopatra have been written by men. This is the first to be written by a woman. It felt like such a blow-the-doors-off-the-hinges idea of how to tell it, impossible to resist." I repeat: Hollywood, hire a female director! How about Kathryn Bigelow? I hear she's pretty good. If I remember correctly, you even awarded her an Oscar. She also has proven experience working on desert action flicks. And if it helps, she's hot too.

This would make for great PR. Think about it — a 3D epic about Egypt's most famous queen, based on a book by a female Pulitzer Prize winner, starring the world's biggest female star, directed by Hollywood's biggest female director? Also, Sony Pictures Entertainment Co-Chair Amy Pascal is the executive in charge. This could be a completely female-centric production. It's genius! And, hey, before it's finished, this project could well need all the good press it can get.

Although Jolie's casting has been endorsed by author Shiff, who said, "I think [Jolie] be perfect for it . . . physically, she's got the perfect look," there’s already been some rather nasty controversy about Jolie playing an African queen.

Writing for Essence.com last June, Shirea L. Carroll said, "Honestly, I don't care how full Angelina Jolie's lips are, how many African children she adopts, or how bronzed her skin will become for the film, I firmly believe this role should have gone to a black woman . . . Were Vanessa Williams, Halle Berry and Thandie Newton unavailable for auditions that day?"

I know Hollywood is nervous about this project. It's huge, risky and going to be expensive. Plus, it has some historical bad karma inherited from the 1963 version, which has gone down in history as the flick that nearly bankrupted 20th Century Fox and almost killed Elizabeth Taylor. I want to remind Sony Pictures that a man directed that version. Coincidence? Only time will tell. But why tempt fate — hire a female director.


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I just hope Jolie doesn't attempt another appalling pseudo-Russian accent like she did in ALEXANDER.

My favourite depiction of Cleopatra has to be in HBO's ROME. Rather than go the expected route of casting a leggy, busty Amazonian model-type they made her a cute, horny little pixie. Which, in my opinon, is far sexier.

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My fave depiction of Cleopatra is a tie between Leonor Varela's portrayal in 1999's miniseries Cleopatra and Gina Torres' turn as Cleo on Xena: Warrior Princess in 1997. It would appear I side with women of color, though Angie is sure to fill some seats, out of curiosity if nothing else.

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Of course, Cleopatra apparently had a heavy Greek heritage-chances are very good she would not be an African Queen. I always assumed she was darker skinned, but she was actually part of a Greek dynasty. So her status as an African Queen is open to great debate.

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Thomwade wrote:

So her status as an African Queen is open to great debate.

Yeah - from what I've read, it's likely she was more white than black.

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Cleopatra was not black - she was of Greek heritage. She was from the Ptolemaic line of kings, placed on the throne by Alexander the Great, as part of his Greek Empire. Cleo was the last of her line, as Rome took over Egypt after her death. The Egyptians, even before the Greeks ruled them, were not black - they decsended from the same root people as the Arabs and Hebrews - they were semitic. They may still have been quite dark, but it was their Sudanese neighbors to the south who were true, black Africans, who had a large empire as well.

Now, that doesn't mean she was anything like Angie - according to coins with her likeness on them, she was actually not a very beautiful woman. Her charm was her wit, intelligence, and her ability to act as an equal to her lovers - something men in Roman times had never encountered before. Women were second class citizens in Rome and had no voting rights.

Here is a real-life profile of her:

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But what about a female director, yo? Genius, right? It sells itself. The marketing people would have a field day.

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Superheidi wrote:

Cleopatra was not black - she was of Greek heritage. She was from the Ptolemaic line of kings, placed on the throne by Alexander the Great, as part of his Greek Empire. Cleo was the last of her line, as Rome took over Egypt after her death. The Egyptians, even before the Greeks ruled them, were not black - they decsended from the same root people as the Arabs and Hebrews - they were semitic. They may still have been quite dark, but it was their Sudanese neighbors to the south who were true, black Africans, who had a large empire as well.

Apparently, though she was a descendant of Ptolemy, Cleo had an African mother.

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prove it.

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Superheidi wrote:

prove it.

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Shakespeare described her as "tawny." What else do you need? Oooh, I sense the need for a Zahi Hawass History Channel forensic special...

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Why in the heck would this be in 3D?

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Why in the heck would this be in 3D?

Um... the pyramids? The camel's noses?

Maybe they're planning on making the battle scenes all crazy.. OR, maybe they plan on showcasing some 3-D boobies in ancient sexyclothes.?

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You know, one of my stupid ex guy friends, he was big on history. I swear to god he said and I quote that this one book on Cleopatra. "She fucked a lot and a a huge ass bed where she would did this for days". I'm guessing that might have been written by a man lol.

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Superheidi wrote:
matango wrote:

Why in the heck would this be in 3D?

Maybe they're planning on making the battle scenes all crazy.. OR, maybe they plan on showcasing some 3-D boobies in ancient sexyclothes.?

That's the male-directed version...which is why Hollywood won't put a female director in the chair.

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You know who'd be a great Cleopatra? Indira Varma, from that kickass Fox show Human Target.

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Holy shit you're right. She's be amazingly perfect!

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Superheidi wrote:

Holy shit you're right. She's be amazingly perfect!

I like to think I missed my calling by not getting into casting.

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