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America is going to build a MOON COLONY by 2020

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Thu, 01/26/2012 - 22:08

Superheidi

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But only if we vote conservative.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/gingrich-vows-to-establish-1317409....

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Gingrich, the former House speaker, told an overflow crowd gathered on Florida's space coast Wednesday that he wants to develop a robust commercial space industry in line with the airline boom of the 1930s. He also wants to expand exploration of Mars.

The pronouncements appeared to thrill the crowd of roughly 700 people. Florida's space coast is still suffering from a recent round of federal cuts to the space program.

But how would Gingrich pay for it?

The Republican presidential contender says he wants to offer prizes to help stimulate investment by the private sector.

This fucker is nuts.

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Fri, 01/27/2012 - 00:19

Tristan Sinns

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"prizes"?

...you mean like a big blue ribbon?

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Tue, 01/31/2012 - 18:11

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I am so voting for Newt if he is the Repulican Candidate...America had a good run. I wanna see how Newt sinks it.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 23:49

Cash Bailey

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Tristan Sinns wrote:

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"prizes"?

...you mean like a big blue ribbon?

I think the prize is to be the first person to die trying to get up there.

So Newt Gingrich believes we landed on the moon? That's almost charming.

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 04:54

Thomwade

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It is the new crazy conspiracy theory. We actually landed on the moon.

Wed, 02/01/2012 - 11:05

Superheidi

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Aren't there Nazis on the moon? That must be why Gingrich is so keen to go there.

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Thu, 02/02/2012 - 01:15

Thomas Duke

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Superheidi wrote:

Aren't there Nazis on the moon? That must be why Gingrich is so keen to go there.

No, there are Amazon women on the moon. That also explains the other thread. There have been Amazon women since 2000, they've just been on the moon. Gingrich is just hoping for a space handjob.

While we're on the topic, if you vote for me for president, I promise that if somebody builds a time machine and gives it to me, they will get FREE ICE CREAM FOR LIFE!

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Fri, 02/03/2012 - 05:01

Thomwade

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You have no understanding of how to run for president. You are supposed to promise time machines and Star Trek transporters by the end of your first term.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:48

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Superheidi wrote:

Aren't there Nazis on the moon? That must be why Gingrich is so keen to go there.

That's going to be the best film of 2012. Yes, I am putting my neck on the line here by making that prediction, but damnit I love the concept and the dieselpunk look of the Nazi technology. The humor also seems to be spot on.

Anyway, on to the topic at hand.

http://www.nasa.gov/offices/education/programs/national/ltp/games/moonba...

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