Zane Smith

Written by Todd Farmer & Zane Smith
Directed by Patrick Lussier
Featuring Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Jensen Ackles, Tom Atkins, Megan Boone, Kevin Tighe, Betsy Rue
2009, Lionsgate www.mybloodyvalentinein3d.com

It's totally 3-D, and it's totally R. It has three incredibly sexy men, one totally naked chick, a midget with cleavage, a cute French bulldog, a crazy murderer with a pickaxe, a love triangle, a token black dude, a town haunted by the memory of something, and a scene where someone's jaw flies at you (in 3-D). And that someone is Tom Atkins. His jaw, that is. I have to say this movie is so incredibly fun and silly but the filmmakers took the time to make sure the script made relative sense and that the acting was passable so I am pleasantly surprised, considering crap like The Unborn actually gets made and in theaters. Someone put in a bit of effort. Michael Bay, please go see this;