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Twilight

	Title	Post date
	'Warm Bodies' Looks to be the 'Twilight' of Zombie Movies Okay, I'm a believer. The world will end in 2012, and as proof, I offer up Warm Bodies, a zombie love story between a hunky undead guy and a human girl. How the Mayans could predict that a Hollywood studio would figure out a way to cast the shadow of Twilight over the zombie genre and thus end all life as we know it, I have no idea.	01/24/12
	Trailer Out for 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn' The brand new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn is now out with all the angsty romantic melodrama it can muster.	06/07/11
	*Twilight Wins Best Movie And Other Sht We Don't Care About** Hey! Guess what?! The Twilight Saga: Eclipse won best movie at the MTV Movie Awards! In fact, it won most of the awards, beating out real films like The Social Network, Inception and Black Swan. This isn't a surprise as the majority of the people who watch the MTV Movie Awards have a median age of 12 and still believe that Justin Bieber is a real musician. You know what this means?	06/06/11
	Mitt Romney Says He Likes 'Twilight' In Order To Appear Human In an attempt to appear human, right-wing political aristocrat and 2012 United States Presidental hopeful Mitt Romney admits to enjoying the Twilight phenomenon, which kind of just makes us hate him even more.	05/31/11
	Melissa Rosenberg to Redraft 'Highlander' (Gulp) Anybody else here a Highlander fan? I thought so. Well, a remake of that awesomely wicked cool 1986 sci-fi fantasy flick starring Sean Connery, Clancy Brown and Christopher Lambert has been in development for years now. It has a studio (Summit), a director (Justin Lin) and a producer (Peter Davis). Now all it needs is a script.	02/10/11
	Meet Your New Superman Today in superhero news, the upcoming Zach Snyder reboot of the Superman franchise (whose main purpose is to help you forget Bryan Singer’s reboot of the Superman franchise) has found its leading man. And there was much rejoicing.	01/31/11
	'Being Human' Hops the Pond for Syfy Stop me if you’ve heard this one: a vampire, a ghost and a werewolf rent an apartment… While it sounds like the opening of a joke, it's actually the premise of the new Syfy original series Being Human, which premieres January 17, at 9 p.m. (8 p.m. CST).	01/14/11
	Catherine Hardwicke will adapt dystopic sci-fi young adult series 'The Maze Runner' for Fox Word on the street (and by street, I mean 'that other site I just heard about') is that Catherine Hardwicke has picked her next next project; she's going to make the film version of the dystopic, science-fiction, futuristic book series The Maze Runner by James Dasher. I guess she actually really likes genre, cause she keeps doing it!	12/02/10
	Women's Studies Department teaches you why 'Twilight' is Retarded California State University at San Marcos and their Women's Studies department are offering the ultimate Twilight college course.	10/23/10
	New 'Vampire Diaries' book cover smacks of gay fan fiction Check out this super embarassing book cover for the new Vampire Diaries novel and laugh. Or cry. Or drool.	08/17/10