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Bitch Slap

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America Olivo, Erin Cummings, Julia Voth, and Zoe Bell ('Bitch Slap')

Interview by Stacie Ponder

Given my enthusiastic response to the film, when the ladies of Bitch Slap walked into the interview room it was a little difficult for me not to turn into some awful parody of that old Chris Farley character. "Ooh, ooh, that part? Where you punched her in the boob? That was awesome. And that one line was so funny- can you say that one line? Man, I liked this movie. And then? When you're all wailing on each other? Ummm...you're pretty." Thankfully, I managed a quick moment of meditation to focus my mind so I could actually, you know, ask some questions of actresses Erin Cummings, America Olivo, and Julia Voth...oh yeah, and stunt coordinator Zoe Bell.

01/11/10

Bitch Slap (2010)

Directed by Rick Jacobson
Written by Eric Gruendemann and Rick Jacobson
Featuring America Olivo, Erin Cummings, Julia Voth, Kevin Sorbo, Lucy Lawless, Zoe Bell, Minae Noji, Debbie Lee Carrington
Review by Stacie Ponder

The problem with the "exploitation" label is that it's used so liberally that the viewer rarely knows what to expect from a film boasting that it's oh so grindhouse. Will the film feature naughty nuns fucking each other with crucifixes, or Nazi prison wardens torturing naked chicks? Bikers, cannibals, or biker-cannibals? When you're a female (or, to qualify, a female who cares about the portrayals of women in film) even more questions arise- most notably, will the movie be so offensive that my vagina itself will grab a megaphone and stage some sort of protest? Should you be wrestling with any of these issues before checking out Bitch Slap, well, you can rest easy. In fact, rather than marching out and starting a protest after seeing the film, my vagina wanted to wear a Bitch Slap t-shirt. I told her that this is physically impossible, but she's a girl so she doesn't really understand science...

01/08/10

A Public Service Announcement from the ladies of 'Bitch Slap'

Check out the newly released PSA from the new exploitationsploitation film Bitch Slap out on January 8th (featuring Scary Stud of January Kevin Sorbo.)

Watch as Trixie (Julia Voth), Hel (Erin Cummings) and Camero (America Olivo) show you the many ways they help their community and how they might even save the world.

These girls are effing hilarious...

01/07/10

Mr. January: Kevin Sorbo

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Fabio weren’t totally gay? The answer is "Kevin Sorbo". This all-American hunk made a name for himself as the studly, oft-shirtless Hercules on the mid-1990’s TV series Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. 6'4" Kevin has since played the tall handsome dude in Kull the Conqueror, Walking Tall 2, and the sci-fi TV series Andromeda. You might have seen him in the 2008 horror film Never Cry Werewolf or the sci-fi flick Something Beneath. He just wrapped the new fantasy movie Tales of an Ancient Empire and the comedy series Wolf Canyon, and he makes an appearance as Mr. Phoenix in the exploitationsploitation flick Bitch Slap, out this month in theaters. Kevin is so sweet and devastatingly handsome that he’s quite possibly the sexiest Scary Stud of the Month we’ve ever had. He exudes sex appeal and charm, and it isn’t hard to see why he has thousands, maybe millions, of die-hard fans around the world who just can’t stop staring at his arms. Enjoy Mr. January 2010, Kevin Sorbo...

01/01/10

Win 'Bitch Slap' signed posters!

Would you like to win a fucking neat Bitch Slap poster, from the awesome movie out on Jan 8th, 2010?! Featuring bitchin’ graphics and signatures from Bitch Slapstars Julia Voth, America Olivo, Erin Cummings, Kevin Sorbo and Zoe Bell, this poster BITCH SLAPs the competition. Enter our contest right now to win: 1 full size movie poster, 1 signed mini-sheet poster (just the girls), one unsigned poster or the full Bitch Slap 11 card collectible set. And, its called BITCH SLAP!

Enter the contest...

12/21/09

Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor in 'Bitch Slap'

Check out how cool this is: Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess, Battlestar Galactica) and Renee O'Connor (Gabrielle on Xena) both star as (what else?) nuns in the new exploitation film Bitch Slap, coming out Spring 2009.

Bitch Slap calls itself 'a post-modern, thinking man's throwback to the "B" Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950's - 70's as well as a loving, sly parody of the same'. Dragstrip Girls, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kung Fu Nun and various Blacksploitation films being the main inspiration. It's about: three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 Million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin...

01/31/09

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